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rlmjob:

pastorbating:

ok so here it is: kid at my friend’s school got expelled because he sent his 6 page sex dream to a girl he had never talked to and then proceeded to ask her out after it. i added the picture of him as a bonus

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lambhoof:

feester:

lambhoof:

My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs

Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs

1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero

(Source: lambhoo, via shavingryansprivates-deactivate)